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[jemandtherobots]

since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny

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[f1rstperson]

This is my issue with people who are like “but she gave up important military secrets and put soldiers at risk!!”

And it’s like, that’s a really nice propaganda-y way to say she exposed the military committing crimes and cruel acts that should not be allowed, but that active members literally aren’t given the choice to say anything against, because “it compromises our safety everyoen″. That’s a really fucking convenient excuse imo. 

[godloveyell]

The Nuremberg trials say that every soldier has the duty to disobey orders to commit war crimes and blow the whistle on any that take place. Period.

[johnbrownfunclubofficial]

Military personnel who kill civilians or otherwise commit war crimes deserve to be at risk of harm. If the system truly worked and justice truly prevailed in our society, many combat veterans would be getting prison sentences rather than book deals or comfortable civilian jobs.

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[cowboyjen68]

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

[cowboyjen68]

Another set of butch friends (and me) finishing the ceiling in the garage of my house. Once again, they worked for beer. And food, but nothing fancy.

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[ryo-maybe]

The average Tumblr user in their 30′s

[ryo-maybe]

Man the average Tumblr users in their 30′s are fucking horny

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[ultrafacts]

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[thisismyblogyo]

Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut the fuck up.

[bonifidebaritone]

They’re like adult pacifiers

[angryschnauzer]

Same thing was done in Brighton where people were given kitkats as they leave nightclubs because you need both hands to eat them, plus obvs eating.

Other cities would also have mounted police on horses patrolling the streets. Nothing to do with needing to add police presence, they realised drunk people see a horse and go “Ooh Horsies” and stroke the horse. It would distract people from fighting in queues for taxis.

[modmad]

I have witnessed the horse thing in action! for a short amount of time I went clubbing regularly, and being the only person who hated the taste of alcohol I usually just ended up observing the behaviour of the native drunk wildlife, like some sort of Jane Goodall of inebriated students. It was educational.

By far one of the best nights was out in Cardiff, and when we left the club there was, indeed, a horsie and the absolutely immediate, instinctual response of the first dozen people to leave the club (and therefore the first to see this) was to form a group around the door to tell everyone who was leaving the whole pack  going shhshshhsh there’s. there’s A HORSIE don’t. don’t make a noise don’t scare the horsie :’( and everyone leaving the club INSTANTLY quieted the fuck down like even the ones who were fight-me-im-drunk drunk got calmly surpressed by their friends and redirected their energy. Many people did go and pet the horsie who was clearly very well trained and the whole thing was thoroughly impressive and really very moving :’D

[netherworldpost]

how much can crime be reduced with sheer novelty?

this is not an argument that only novelty should be used

[badoccultadvice]

Fun increases crime decreases

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[anusgeorg]

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

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[sheogayrath]

tumblr trend simulator

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[dracophile]

Madames and Monsieurs. Poirot has seen much evil in the world, but the evil of this man is in a category all it’s own. His crimes are those of which Poirot cannot speak of in polite company, and they stretch the limit of discretion and manners. And he flees his persecution but cannot resist to remind the world of his existence. To brag about the money his filth has brought him. To try and, how you say, “flex” on a girl who’s concern is for the future of this planet by touting his many fast cars. But she is not so easily cowed and came back strong against his crude message with one of her own. Poirot may not condone the language, but he cannot deny it may have been called for. And there, there he let his hubris lead him to make his mistake. In his video, there, there is his pandora’s box. It does not look like much, it is after all a pizza box and such food is popular among the masses today. But this box…this box proved where he was hiding away. What hole this rat crawled into!

[terriwriting]

I claim no deductive prowess on my part, Watson. Our quarry is a braggart and a fool and he has proclaimed his location for all the world to see. But the prey is still afoot, dear doctor, and we must be swift. Bring your pistol.

[anonymouscomrade]

[mugenfinder]

Batman, how can you be so sure we can find him with just that tweet?

Well, Boy Wonder, a single picture can say a thousand words but in this case we only need one. Did you see the pizza that fuel-burning fiend ordered?

Jerry’s? Why, I’ve never heard of them, where in the world could you get a slice of that?

That’s the perfect question, the cheesy clue we need to apprehend this terrible tweeting menace. I happen to know for a fact there’s only one place in the world you can get a fresh slice of Jerry’s pizza…and we’ll need some extra Bat Garlic for this trip.

Great Ratios, Batman, you don’t mean!?

That’s right, Robin, let’s not waste any more time, the citizens of Gotham are already thrashing him in the Quote Retweets.

[bombshellblitz]

[PERCEPTION - Formidable 13] Look closer at the video

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PERCEPTION [Formidable: Success] - Now hold on. There’s something strange about that pizza box.

VISUAL CALCULUS - The name of the store that box was ordered from is “Jerry’s”.

SHIVERS [Easy: Success] - In another time, you have eaten at nearly every one of the myriad pizzerias that mark the streets of Jamrock, but never heard of a place by such a name.

VOLITION - Maybe the lieutenant has.

YOU - “Hey Kim, have you ever eaten at a place called Jerry’s?”

KIM KITSURAGI - “I have not heard of such an establishment, much less eaten there. Does this really pertain to the current investigation, detective?”

YOU - “It has to be.”

[ENCYCLOPEDIA - Heroic 16] Where is Jerry’s?

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ENCYCLOPEDIA [Heroic: Success] - Then it comes to you. Somewhere, far from the insulidian isola, in Romania, is the only “Jerry’s” Pizzeria.

HALF LIGHT - You have him.

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

@captain-nghathrod

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[robiinbuckley]

Glass Onion + Masks (insp)

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[wilwheaton]

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